One of the people I love most in the world: It's so great you're in Berlin again! You must be so excited!

Me: I know, it really is great....yeah....

That-person: So what have you been doing so far? I bet you've had an amazing time!

Me: Um.....well mainly to be honest, so far, I've been sitting on the balcony a lot. With the cat. Reading, you know? And then...well I joined the library in Steglitz. I've got a lot of books. And...um....oh yes! I've been out on my bike quite a lot, along the canal.

The-one-of-the-people-I-love-most: Oh. (Pause). Well! That's nice! Sometimes it's good to be boring.


Saturday 7 January 2017

It may be doom but it's not all gloom...aka Happy 2017 in Berlin






The last weeks have been dark in more ways than one. And now it's snowing! The sky is grey, roads are icy, people mutter ominously about how 2016 Was The Worst Year Ever (Unless 2017 Is Worse) and no-one wants to be back at work. But Berlin is never entirely dark. Like most cities, it's obsessed with light, but unlike most cities, this does not take the form of giant flashing billboards, dizzyingly high tower blocks of a thousand empty, lit-up rooms, or sodium lamps pouring out a haze of orange dust to hide the stars. No, instead Berlin goes shamelessly in pursuit of pure bling, sometimes even dressing it up as art, to dispel the dreariness of its long, long winter.

Festival of Lights...not kitsch at all
Festivals of lights. Christmas lights. The endless fireworks at New Year. And it's just as well. Berlin winters have a darkness to them that can be as bleak as the darkness of a Scottish island, and that can feel just as existentially threatening, for very different reasons. It's a real, physical darkness too. There's not much light pollution here (except at New Year, when Germans gleefully give up their environmental credentials and release thousands of tonnes of fireworks into the atmosphere). Where we live, it's so dark that we can get off the bus at midnight and see thousands of stars, bright constellations above us. And unlike London, Berlin has real borders; it may not have a wall any more, but beyond the city are still forests, lakes and endless fields, rather than, say, Surrey.


Boat trip with glühwein
Maybe it's the transition between the dark and the light that really fascinates us. When I think back to this winter, I will think most of the nights. Of our night-time Aquarium visit for example, where by torchlight we toured the echoing, shadowy halls where fish and sharks and crocodiles live their mysterious lives. Of our wanderings through Berlin during the Festival of Lights, which most Berliners see as a kitsch effort to bring more tourists into town, and it is, but I don't care. Of the candles that are lit in all the bars and cafes as evening falls and the streets are too dark and cold and damp to stay out any longer. Of the hours and hours and HOURS of fireworks going off at New Year (Mel: "I never knew that fireworks could get boring!"). And of our visit to the Botanic Garden that rounded off our Christmas holiday. With not only lights but real fires, glühwein and sausages, it was a good way to see in the New Year....now we just have to get through January, when all the lights are put away as if we were being told to grow up and get back to work. Which we are, of course. But let's not think about it for a while yet. There are still light-up reindeer and light-up bears in the world. Happy New Year!